Read and keep the enclosed instructions on how to create yourself for your once-in-a-lifetime-life account on earth.
Do not accept the soul, defined as product, if the username and password boxes have been scratched, damaged, or tampered with.
Your username and password are case sensitive. Type exactly as these appear on the product.
Keep your username and password secure at all times.
The Divine Intervention is not responsible for the loss or unauthorized use of your pre-paid life.
Once purchased, this life cannot be returned or replaced. Payment for the card is non-refundable.
This life is valid for use in earth only.
Visit the seemingly endless expanse of the universe beyond for information on the terms and conditions governing the use of life.
Caution: Life expires after the contract-signed from first use, or on the deathdate whichever comes first.
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