Akso Rojas
Akso Rojas' realm of abstract sphere hyperspace
King of 2:53 a.m.
Categories: 3% Weird, Free Writing

Reminders:

Read and keep the enclosed instructions on how to create yourself for your once-in-a-lifetime-life account on earth.

Do not accept the soul, defined as product, if the username and password boxes have been scratched, damaged, or tampered with.

Your username and password are case sensitive.  Type exactly as these appear on the product.

Keep your username and password secure at all times.

The Divine Intervention is not responsible for the loss or unauthorized use of your pre-paid life.

Once purchased, this life cannot be returned or replaced.  Payment for the card is non-refundable.

This life is valid for use in earth only.

Visit the seemingly endless expanse of the universe beyond for information on the terms and conditions governing the use of life.

Caution: Life expires after the contract-signed from first use, or on the deathdate whichever comes first.


**I saw a prepaid internet card and replaced some of the words.

83 Comments to “King of 2:53 a.m.”

  1. PM says:

    now this is cool. imagine life can be reduced to the terms of a pre-paid service LOL but i think you are right about there ax. it expires and no reloads available so why not have a blast right?

  2. jeremiah says:

    “The Divine Intervention is not responsible for the loss or unauthorized use of your pre-paid life.”

    agree.. :D hehe..wala na talagang ibang masisi kung ano man ang mangyari sa ating buhay..God gave us the chance;we make the choices..

    galing ah..

  3. Lionheart says:

    There’s always a choice….

    I dont think may pre-paid life… Mahirap ‘yan…. Hindi ‘yan tulad ng Sundo Movie na kailangan mong magsakripisyo ng buhay para makaligtas…

    Toinkz! Ang layo ko na sa topic… Hehe :)

  4. elysplanet says:

    Nakakatuwa naman ang post na ito. But it is true, life is prepaid and has its expiry date.

    However, it is different from all prepaid services we have here on earth. Because we have to face the consequences of how we use the prepaid life. I think, it is also postpaid in the sense that the “Soul” has to pay for what the “body” has done on earth.

    “Once purchased, this life cannot be returned or replaced. Payment for the card is non-refundable.”

    Ito pa ang nakakatuwa sa linyang iyan, the truth is, we actually did not purchase life. It has just been given as a GIFT and was purchased by the BLOOD of Christ.

    Ohha? Naglalim laliman lang kunwari ako, hahahaha. Pero sana i made sense. hehehe.

    • Ax says:

      this is one of the longest comment i have. thanks! yup, we did not actually purchase the life we have. being happy is like getting it free.

  5. BOMBERO KING says:

    haaayy..,
    life..! :(

  6. Kulang, ax!

    enjoy your prepaid life and never abuse it…

    Saaaayyyy.

  7. emiLaySkie says:

    Wow! Ang ganda naman nito Ax. Kakabilib ah. Ganito na ba talaga umaandar ang utak mo kapag 2:53AM? Hihi..

    Life indeed is pre-paid and we alone are responsible for taking care of it. Pinakagusto ko yung “whichever comes first.” Kakatuwa.

  8. dong ho says:

    hahaha…. wise post.

  9. Nortehanon says:

    Nice one, Ax! Creatively written ;)

  10. bluguy says:

    hmmm….very comprehensive at saka pinag-iisipan talaga ang entry ngayon…..ang galing ng pagkagawa…malalim pero pregnant with truths….or rather Truth…
    salamat ax….kudos sa talino at galing mo…

  11. Fauxx says:

    oo nga galing! :D
    wow..

  12. flamindevil says:

    creative..very creative..natuwa ako dito .hehe

  13. siguro mababaw akong tao dahil medyo nahirapan akong intindihin siya, or rather iapply sa aking life. anlalim naman kasi. hehehe… pero nice, very creative ang iyong play with the words taken from the pre-paid card. in fairness, di ko talaga naisip yun until you made the connection.

    nice one. =)

  14. Wolf says:

    sana the customer service of our prepaid life is not comparable with business establishments…

    because, i’ll cry talaga

    wahhhhhhhhhhhh

  15. Allen says:

    Kung ang buhay ay ihahalintulad sa internet connection, aba naman, dapat patay na ko. Ang bilis ng internet ngayon e. Waha!

  16. Manish Ahuja says:

    LOL…. This is really innovative thinking which leads to an amazing result. Good job. also I love the design of your site.

  17. Jackie Charging-Enemy says:

    cool!!! lovesit!

  18. bonistation says:

    i like the idea of

    The Divine Intervention is not responsible for the loss or unauthorized use of your “pre-paid life.”

    napag isip tuloy ako nun… prepaid nga lang pala ang buhay natin. at nasa sa atin kung pano natin gagamitin ng tama o wasto.. and we can only use it here on earth..

    nice post ax.

  19. nikko says:

    nice one.. :D

    ang galing.. hahaha

    hindi lang nakontento sa ingles..
    tinagalog pa.. :D

    padaan po..
    walang magawa sa madaling araw eh!

  20. mr. nonsense says:

    pwede nang gumawa ng madlibs

  21. arsean says:

    napaisip tuloy ako bigla sa line na toh…

    “Once purchased, this life cannot be returned or replaced. Payment for the card is non-refundable.”

    once we made a choice or decision whether good or bad dapat handa tayo sa maaaring consequence na idulot nito…

    nice post ax… :-) sa tingin ko tama naging decision ko…hehe

  22. Livingstain says:

    kinopy paste ko pa yan ha para mabasa lang, lakas mo sakin eh…

    isa pa lam mo ba ang sarap sarap mabuhay… ang sarap sarap… Salamat sa Diyos binigyan nya ako ng pagkakataong mabuhay sa mundo.

  23. J.Kulisap says:

    Isa kang malikot na bata.
    Napakalikot ng imahinasyon.

    Pero tama ka ng isang libo’t isa sa iyong sinulat.

    Iisa lang ang buhay, hindi na pwedeng mag-reload kapag na-expire.

  24. jason says:

    waw!!!

    king kala ko

    king sa madaling araw!

  25. jason says:

    ahhh

    so internet card ito ax

    :D

    ako kaya maeexpired na? HAHAHAH

  26. yhen says:

    bakit? may ganun? hehehe…

    sinasapian ka ba ng madaling araw? hehe

  27. yhen says:

    puro papuri ah… hehe

    cge ako na din makikigaya…

    ang galing galing naman… hehe

  28. ang galing oh!
    hanep!

  29. deejay says:

    adeek! ahehehe! la kang magawa no? nyehhehe :P

  30. […] Please  read Ax’s version:  ’King of 2:53AM (Internet Card)‘ […]

  31. mtoni says:

    oh eto pala un.
    nagkaroon ng ibang kabuluhan ang direction sa prepaid internet card.

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