Akso Rojas
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Lord, Yung ibang tao eh nanghihingi ng peace of mind, ng strength of the body, at ng swerte para sa pagdating ng 2014. Year of the Wooden Horse ‘ata pero di ko alam. Di ko na niresearch dahil di rin naman ako naniniwala kung anong year of the animal yan. Pero ako, Lord, iba ang […]

Pumunta ako sa tindahan para kumuha ng shampoo. Wow! May mga bagong sitsirya. Tingin, tingin. Kwento, kwento. Tikim, tikim. At umuwi akong may dala-dalang: 1. Hotcake mix. 2. Pure cornstarch. 3. Eggs. 4. Seasoning granules. 5. Ground pepper. 6. Curry powder. 7. All-purpose cream. 8. Creamy condensed milk. Pagdating sa bahay~ ayun at wala pala […]

Radical Red. Forest Green. Eggplant. Desert Sand. Electric Lime. Inchworm. Magic Mint. Outer Space. Mountain Meadow. Screamin’ Green. Black. White. Ring a bell? Dati naman, madali lang tandaan yung mga kulay sa box ng Crayons. Walo lang yung dinadala ko sa school noong kindergarten ako. Noong Grade 4 na ako gumamit ng 16 Colors. Pero […]

Minsan noong siya’y labing-pitong taong gulang ay nagawi siya sa isang parte ng gubat na kakaiba sa kanyang nakagisnan. Dito ay napagtanto niya na ang mga halaman ay nakagagalaw at ang Tubig Lawa ay pinamamahayan ng mga kakaibang nilalang. Ang naglalakihang pitak ng bato ay nakapagsasalita habang ang hangin ay may dala-dalang mga espiritu. Sa […]

Tambay1: Anong meron dyan? Tambay2: May patay. Tambay1: Ba’t may videoke? Tambay2: Birthday ata nung patay.

Ano nga ba ang sasabihin mo sa ex mo? Dear Ex, Akso Rojas: Tatlo lang ang nakuha mo sa akin: Halik. Oras. Susi ng Locker. ~Pero hindi ang puso ko. Yay.  Sharlyn: Binati kita ng condolence nung namatay yung aso mo. Isang click lang ng ‘like’ button di mo pa magawa!  Litro: Kung kaya mo […]

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Eto nga pala yung sulat ko sa mga opismates ko noong nagresign ako sa trabaho ko :D   May ilang bagay po akong natutunan slash realizations sa maikling panahon ko dito sa opis bilang isang legal language specialist at review specialist slash editor slash QA. 1) Ang tanging sandata na magagamit mo kapag gumawa ng […]

kasal

I’m a quarter of a century old. Natanong na’to sa akin. Di lang isang beses, di lang dalawang beses. At syempre, di ko na binilang pa. Prepared ako sumagot pag ganito ang tanong. Sinasabi ko talaga na hindi sa akin ang pag-aasawa and tell them I’ll be a good father than a good husband. ~And […]

writingexercises

Write a letter to someone who will never read it. To my Uncle who was never born, Hi Unc! Ow, Sir, pic is unrelated. Although that [she] is one of my favorite characters in one of the anime I am hook right now. Well, oh, well. How have you been Unc? You might be wondering […]

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It was the middle of summer. The kind of days when the gust of wind produces burn on your skin creating tan lines on your back that testifies your midsummer’s goings-on. And these are the times of the year that I have to stay with Tatay and Nanay. That is how we, their apos, call […]

eureka notebook

Proposition:  my joy, Since i could not avail myself with any opportunity i then could only writtenly express myself to you… for occasion seems to be hostile to the intention which i have longed to impart.  Also, sometimes a feeling of hesitation comes within me for i could foresee the consequences of this revelation, if, […]

sunset at one's point of view

Describe a sunset as viewed by a character that is in bliss; describe the same sunset but this time as seen by a character that is in gloom. A mixture of blood and smoke scattered beyond the vast firmament of heaven.. Dispersed in malformed glorious clouds; half part is sprinkled in snow and the other […]

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Pumapatak ang liwanag ng araw sa lupa at sinisinagan ang nagkalat na kristal sa semento. Mapapatitig ka sa langit. Mapapatitig ka sa walang hanggang kulay asul na himpapawid. Tatagos ang iyong pananaw sa pinakadulo ng mundo.. Gaganti ang haring araw ng kanyang liwanag. Mapapapikit ka.. dahil minsan masarap rin sumuko. At tanggap mo na hindi […]

Nagising ako na sobrang ecstatic ang aking pakiramdam. Umaga na! Parang isang fairy tale lang ang araw na’to. Naririnig ko pa ang dagundong ng radyo ng kapitbahay namin. Kasabay ng pagbangon ko ay ang pagsagot ng deejay sa isang caller. Nagrequest ng kanta at pinatugtog ang The Will of the Wind ni Jim Photoglo. Nagsuklay […]

Pumara ako at patalon na bumaba ng jeep. Humarap ako sa madilim at infinite na kalye ng Biyoleta–kailangan ko na namang lakarin ang walang katapusan na eskinitang ‘to sa disoras ng gabi at lagpasan ang isang higanteng puno. Malaking puno na dinisenyuhan ng umaapaw na dahon, mahahabang sanga, at pinamamahayan ng mga kalapati slash paniki. Isang […]

Minsan sa subject na Literature, pinasulat ng prof ko ang mga talents o gifts ng bawat isa sa amin. Isulat daw namin ang kaya naming gawin sa isang papel. Writing, dancing, singing, playing the piano, at yung pinaka-weird na talent namin. Lahat daw ng kaya naming gawin eh isulat lang namin at huwag daw namin […]

Huwag ka mag-alala, gagamitin ko ang wikang bernakular at sasamahan ko pa ito ng mga pang-araw araw na nakakasalamuhang pananalita tulad ng rawk en rol, astig, pakernut at kung anu-ano pang slung werds. Gusto ko kasing maging seryoso ang mga magbabasa nito at kung ano nga ba talaga ang magiging all-out comments nila sa seryosong […]

chello and aks

T’was the university years when I met him. I did not notice him on the first day as I barely notice anyone because I am not that good remembering faces and names. Just a normal day. It’s on my second day that I became aware of his presence. He was not wearing glasses then; and […]

jellyace

It’s the third week of March once again. It has been fifteen years since I graduated kindergarten. And I am here standing at the product shelves of a grocery store, staring blankly at the jelly candies in front of me. I thought of buying a dozen as part of my dinner-dessert routine. Isn’t it nostalgic~ to […]

By Fauxx — In ships, they would turn off the lights at night on the bridge, the place where the captain navigates. That’s why the whole place is usually dark. Being a young boy then, I thought, “Why would anybody turn the lights off and grope in the dark while you navigate a huge ship?” […]

dads-judgment

I’ve paved my way for Dad to buy me a bicycle. At what expense, I could hardly remember. For all I know, Dad wouldn’t give me something because I want it except for a robot, a kite, and a trumpo. But yeah, later in my life, he gave me a phone. Many times I have […]

Reminders: Read and keep the enclosed instructions on how to create yourself for your once-in-a-lifetime-life account on earth. Do not accept the soul, defined as product, if the username and password boxes have been scratched, damaged, or tampered with. Your username and password are case sensitive.  Type exactly as these appear on the product. Keep […]

May nagsabi sa akin na kapag humiling ka sa bulalakaw, magkakatotoo ‘yon. Mula noon, pangarap ko na makakita ng isang bulalakaw. Kahit isa lang. Maraming gabi ang nagkumot sa aking panaginip. Maraming ulap ang inagos ng hangin. Kung gaano kadilim ang silid ko sa tuwing papatayin ko ang ilaw ay ganoon din kadilim ang katuparan […]

wolf and agos

Someday, you will be facing ‘that’ monster– your demon. The one that is famously called “that thing beneath your bed.” But in reality, the monster isn’t under your bed. Or in your closet. Or behind the curtains. Because it resides in a  place that no one has ever explored to but you. It resides in your […]

Ow Come On, Why is this Pic here?!

Schizophrenic, You told me long time ago that you just needed someone to talk to… you just desired someplace where you can hide and bury the things you wish to be forgotten. And that you just fancy for a friend. I still commit to memory when you first ask me what my name is. And […]

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This, this, this song is composed by two of my genius classmates when we were yet to be devirginized: high school. They performed this on one lousy Friday in front of the class with a somewhat-yuletide tune. Thanks to these two guys, I wanted to become a better person than they are :D — Undas […]

Now-Na

  Unang kita ko pa lang dito sa picture na’to, I saved it agad sa leptep ko. Pero pinalipas ko muna ang isang taon bago ko i-publish :D Self-control lang XD Matagal na akong naghihintay ng ganitong klaseng advertisement eh. Biruin mo: Now Na. Pero: Abangan~ Panalo mambitin :D

newspaper blackout ~axrealm

Fun will rise more. The Culprit pass[es] through vulnerable passage. War cannot disrupt through this passage. An innocent one is near.

Akso Rojas Future Self Letter

I wrote to myself a year and some months ago. Hell, I had actually forgotten it.   Hey, Kiddo. Finally, your letter arrived. Somehow, at one point over the past year, I am excited to receive your correspondence ~but I have waited in agony and became oblivious of your mail. Firstly, I am still awesome. […]

what do you see

Just what exactly do you see? You don’t need any programs to be able to see something peculiar in this photo.  But to those who will discover how, please do not give instructions.  

Sa isang dako ng galaksiya ng Zaxuren kung saan tatlong bituin ang pinagmumulan ng grabidad para panghawakan ang dalawampu’t walong planeta na patuloy na umiinog sa sinasakupan nitong kapangyarihan ay may dalawang uri ng nilalang na nabubuhay: Ang mga Aureheias at ang mga Liyadron. Ang mga Aureheias na nakatira sa silangang bahagi ng Zaxuren, sa […]

Georgina Wilson

Last day ni Partner sa opis kahapon. Ibibigay na niya yung susi ng locker, yung health card, yung proximity card. Resigned. The end. Kaya hindi rin ako masyado nakapagtrabaho eh. Nakipagkwentuhan lang ako sa kanya. Partner: Wag kayo magda-drama sa akin na huling araw ko na dahil sasampalin ko kayo. Ax: … Partner: Ax, four […]

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Dinner time. Inutusan ako ng kuya ko. Kailangan ng mga sahog para sa ulam namin. Kailangan ko pumunta ng palengke para sa ilang sangkap. Ayos lang. Noong bata ako, lagi akong sumasama kay Mama para bumili ng kamatis, talong, luya, at sili. Pero ibang challenge ‘to. Pinabibili ako ng kuya ko ng kangkong ~PERO MUKHANG […]

Mamaya ay makikipagsapalaran ako para makipagkita sa isang kakilala. Ibahin niyo ‘to dahil ito ay mala-tradisyunal na paraan ng pakikipagtagpo. Ibalik natin 15 years ago. ~No, 16 years waaay back. Ang panahon na ang tanging dala dala sa pakikipagtagpo ay detalye ng oras at lugar at tiwala na darating ang taong hinihintay mo. Mamaya ~wala […]

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Or in tagalog: Ikaw na. — Ako: Bro, anong tawag sa malaking USB na binili mo recently? Bro: External hard disk/drive. Ako na! Ako na ang may bagong knowledge.

Mainit. Naglalakad ako habang pilit kong binabalot sa manipis na jacket ang buo kong katawan para pagtaguan ang araw. Tumatagaktak ang pawis. Pinuputakti ng singaw ng lupa. At walang nilalang ang may kakayahan na tumakas sa sinag ng isang malaking apoy na nakalutang sa kalawakan. Nagpatuloy ako sa paglakad. Ginaya ko yung napapanood ko sa […]

I am Pinoy ~Akso Rojas

Segue: Alas diyes ~Paggising ko, nagcomputer ako. Nag-edit ng mga files at nagbrowse ng mga feeds sa social network sites. Lumipas ang maraming century na parang nakikipag-usap lang ako sa isang Greek historian. Tanghalian na pala. Kumain ako.  Naglinis ng kwarto ~natapos pero marumi pa rin. Balik internet. Napagod. Nagcheck ng mails. Nabored. Nag-email. Napagod. […]

yaong puso ay dagat malalim, misteryoso ako ay barko, layag lulubog kung nais mo. ~Akso Rojas Nothing to do. Still up at 2:47 a.m. Will sleep in a bit.

Akso Rojas Shadow (small)

This is the start of ‘the’ obligatory vanity photo ~of myself. I apologize for my misconduct. ;] I can’t help it. This was taken on New Year’s eve of 2011. Technically, some minutes before the coming of 2011. I am not sexually aroused for another awesome year. It felt like it’s the same as embracing […]

I went online on a chat platform to search for help. I am looking for someone whom I can ask for downloads of esper-related e-books and virus-attack downloads (to bring down a website). And those people whom I consider to be of help are offline/idle at that time. A stranger popped me a message asking about […]

Project Wall Post

I am short of courage to fulfill long term goals so I made myself something to finish by the end of this year. I’ll clutter a multitude of things slash whatnots on this made-up wall.

I’ve been so depressed for so long. I was a really smart fucking kid. I’ve done too many drugs, and I feel like I left something important behind at some point in my life. I’ve felt love, and I’ve felt it get torn away from me, feeling like I’ll never find it again. And if […]

Maulap dito sa aking mundo. Naexperience mo na bang magpunta sa gubat bago magbukang liwayway– yung oras na pinalilibutan ng hamog ang buong paligid? Yung wala kang makikita na kahit ano dahil nababalutan ng usok ang bawat lugar? Ganyan ang mundo ko. Kahit liwanag na galing sa langit ay hindi kayang pasukin ang kapal ng […]

“I just read a letter today. Someone’s letter for someone he hasn’t met yet. Someone who may not exist. Someone just like you. I thought you could have written one for me so I have written one for you just the same.” ~ Fauxx’ Unsent Letter to Someone From the Future Yo, I thought of […]

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Fish Eating Fish

The aquarium’s secret has been unraveled. And this is the very reason why my fishes are blind. Someone of their own kind has started the trend of cannibalism. For one moment it’s cool. But then again, it’s just for one moment. Yes, I’ve been in a limbo for a long time. Probably because I am […]

dark sky

Isipin mo ha~ kung ang kalawakan ay walang hanggan at ang mga bituin ay nagkalat sa bawat dako ng unibers, nararapat lamang na maliwanag ang kalangitan sa tuwing sasapit ang tagdilim.  Yung tipong magmumukhang binudburan ng diyamante ang langit na may pagkakaiba sa liwanag ng tanghaling tapat.  (Teka, tinatagalog ko yung sinusulat ko at di […]

rabbit doubt

The Game One day, a wolf snuck into a group of friendly rabbits. As the others fell asleep, the wolf appeared in it’s natural form. Day by day, one by one, the wolf killed and ate the rabbits. The rabbits not knowing which the wolf was, arranged a meeting. Then, the tribunal decided on the […]

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Experiment

My search for the extent of  the human body’s capacity to withstand its limits has kept me busy the past few days.  And this is only as far as I can go. Well, yeah, I am really interested in human capacity. I have read in a magazine that there is this 64-year old Duluth woman […]

barkada

There’s this question bugging me but I’ll reveal that later on. Nope, it’s not about the correctness of the word ‘photographist’ but I kind of like that term. I’ve been self-studying photography for about two weeks. I am not rushing though. I still watch videos about safety and precautions of using the camera and the […]

Sultan Omar Ali Saifuddin Mosque

Nilibot namin ang gilid ng palasyo. Nilakad. Inikot. At walang nakaligtas na ilaw at kislap ng bumbilya ang aming pinalagpas. Ang Masjid Sultan Omar Ali Saifuddin o Moske ng Sultan Omar Ali Saifuddin.. Tsan tsa ra raaaahn!

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I am never a fan. Not a hater, too. I do not despise Filipino celebrity love teams even though they undergo a routine process of: (1) break-up slash make-up (2) fashioned with a love-triad-relationship. I also do not abhor movie personalities who became instant love birds while they starred in their upcoming films. And most […]